Friday, March 26, 2021

A Posthumous Recap of Opening Weekend

 

Et tu, Brute?
Hello and welcome to the 17th (should be 18th) edition of the Anyone But Cro Invitational.  I apologize for the length of time it’s taken for me to get this post together.  Although we’ve been in this pandemic for over a year, we still find ourselves in unprecedented times.

I must admit, I was surprised at the amount of interest in the tournament this year.  Without the ability to gather and watch in groups, I thought the appeal would down.  But as the tournament approached, more people started asking about defeating Cro.  These fine bracketeers could not have that admirable goal taken out from under them.  It was up to me to make Cro’s bracket public and have it fend for itself against all comers.

This year we have 29 official entries.  We had 30, but he only filled in the first round before his dinner was ready.  He never returned to fill out the remaining.  I’ll toss in an extra $10 so we’ve got a nice even pot of $300.  Still waiting on payments from The Fusco’s, The Cutter’s, and Meech.  Which surprises absolutely no one.  Perhaps they were withholding payment until this post, which I suppose would be fair.  We’ll shake out the pot to be $250 to the winner, $40 to runner up, and $10 to third place.  Finishing in the top 10% is something to be rewarded.

The first weekend got off to a bit of an odd start.  With Opening Day being on a Friday instead of Thursday, everything felt a little bit off kilter.  It did however, provide us with the world’s first live broadcast at a man’s soul leaving his body over Zoom.  You’ll notice that Ohio State super fan BG has exactly zero pigment left in his face. 

After the brackets were released, a grainy video of what appeared to be Gollum from Lord of the Rings begin to surface over the internet.  After some digital clean up, it was actually ESPN’s own Joe Lunardi, making a bold prediction.  He’s calling for the head of Brutus Buckeye and an upset of #2 Ohio State at the hands of #15 Oral Roberts.  There was only one person whose opinion on this video matter, and that was BG.  His ghastly remains are shown above.  His initial response was to hurl vicious insults at the man by calling him a genital wart.  He claimed that he didn’t even care if he was right!  He said Lunardi appeared as if he lives in a cave and scratches brackets into the wall while living off nothing but raw fish.

Bold words from a man who claimed to not care!  We will look back at our time with BG with great fondness.  He cared deeply about his alma mater and Frat Pack comedies from the early 2000s.  We will honor is memory with a service during the next Ohio State home football game.  His casket will ‘Dot the I” during the marching bands performance.

Other honorable mentions for last week need to go to Uncle K, D – Weeze, and Pat Shields.  Uncle K sends his bracket in every year under the title “Uncle K’s Winning Bracket”, only to suffer a quick exit.  This year he appears to be a serious contender!  Will need to see Villanova into the Final Four if he’s going to find success.  D Weeze and Pat Shields also deserve applause for still having their Final Four full intact.  That’s always a key to making a deep run in this competition.  Cro does too, but we will not laud him here.

It appears the ABC is coming down to Michigan/Alabama in the South, if Houston can escape the Midwest, and how far Villanova goes.  We will know a lot more after these second round games shake out.  It appears they start tomorrow if you happen to know what day it is.

Look for more standing updates in the coming days!

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Standings After Round 2

Much, much more to come!!!!

Here are the long awaited standings after the first weekend of games.  Shout out to Uncle Cro for making these graphics for us.  I guess he felt pity towards me after watching me grade brackets on Zoom in silence for an hour.  For that - I am grateful.




Tuesday, April 2, 2019

New Year, New Final Four, Same Contenders

Cro and UJ after being eliminated
Man.  I'll tell you.  No matter the year and no matter the teams, the ABC always seems to come down the same few people.  Cro rarely gets past game day 4 or 5.  EEB hangs around for maybe another day or two.  But at the end of the day, it always seems to come down to some combination of a Fusco or a Cutter.  I'm sure I speak for everyone, but I am about sick of this.  Forget Cro man.  The kid's paid his dues.  ABC needs to stand for anyone but Chris or Cutter at this point.  Look at the past champs to your right.  5 out of 15 titles went to those two clowns.  And 4 of the last 6.  This stupid invitational may as well be a GoFundMe for those guys.  Thankfully, there are still two brackets that can prevent another stain on this blog.

The Elite 8 proved to be an extremely tense affair.  Two overtime games, a 1 point regulation win, and a 6 point regulation win by a team nobody (except 1!) had in their final four.  That left all but 7 brackets capped with points.  No Duke.  No UNC.  No Kentucky.  No Gonzaga.  May as well toss my manila folder in the shredder.  I'm tired of worrying about where it is anyway!

I must point out that Pat Shields was the only bracket that snuck Texas Tech into the Final Four.  Ben Lobitz, despite his lowly ranking, correctly predicted Auburn in his.  An otherwise awful performance from Lobitz, which will continue to see him not invited to annual gatherings.

And let us not forget Darryl, who literally came out of NOWHERE to be the only entry with Virginia as National Champion.  Hard to believe only 1 person picked that particular #1 seed.  That's incredible.  UVA only lost 3 games all year, and 2 of those were to Duke.  It's not like this is a bad team by any measure.  I guess the loss to UMBC last year still resonated with voters.  Fools!!

If you've yet to pay, please try to do so this week so that I can get payments out in a timely manner.  PayPal or Venmo both work.  Looks like I'm still needing payment from 8 entries.  However, if you win and are unpaid, I'll just deduct the cost from your payout.

We'll keep payouts similar to last year since we've got about the same amount of brackets.

1st Place : $220
2nd Place : $40
3rd Place : $10

PayPal - matt.atallian@gmail.com (also that yellow Add to Cart button)
Venmo - @Matt-Atallian

Name First Round Second Round Sweet 16 Elite 8 Total
Chris Fusco 25 30 30 10 95
Shelby 21 28 30 10 89
Pat Shields 20 24 25 20 89
Chris Woody 23 30 25 10 88
David Weissman 24 26 15 20 85
EEB 22 28 25 10 85
UJ 23 26 25 10 84
Cutter 23 26 25 10 84
Carter Fusco 21 28 25 10 84
Cro 22 22 30 10 84
Rebecca 22 26 25 10 83
Vince Cortese 24 22 25 10 81
Rachael 23 22 25 10 80
Deege Larrimore 24 30 25 0 79
Jenna Fusco 22 22 25 10 79
KC Bomber 19 22 25 10 76
Tom Moffa 22 18 25 10 75
Darryl 20 18 25 10 73
Meech 25 22 25 0 72
BG 23 22 25 0 70
D Weeze 20 20 20 10 70
Uncle Kenny 22 28 15 0 65
Boy Pierce 22 20 20 0 62
Lobitz 21 14 15 10 60
Nico 23 26 10 0 59
Claire Brooking 17 20 5 0 42
Cate Brooking 21 10 10 0 41

We've narrowed the Final Four to (6) different scenarios that can each produce a different set of results.  Please be sure that you find a seat before reading any further, as this is sure to ruin the rest of your day.

Texas Tech plays Auburn (winner doesn't matter)
1) Chris Fusco
2) Winner of Shelby / Pat Shields tiebreak
3) Loser of Shelby / Pat Shields tiebreak

Michigan State plays Auburn (winner doesn't matter)
1) Adam Cutter
2) Rebecca Cutter
3) Chris Fusco

Texas Tech beats Virginia
1) Pat Shields
2) Winner of UJ / Carter Fusco tiebreak
3) Loser of UJ / Carter Fusco tiebreak

Michigan State beats Virginia
1) Pat Shields
2) First place of UJ / Adam Cutter / Carter Fusco tiebreak
3) Second place of UJ / Adam Cutter / Carter Fusco tiebreak

Virginia beats Texas Tech
1) Darryl
2) Pat Shields
3) Winner of UJ / Carter Fusco tiebreak

Virginia beats Michigan State
1) Darryl
2) Adam Cutter
3) Rebecca Cutter

Best of luck to the remaining 4 people still in play to have their name lifted into the rafters of the ABC Hall of Fame!!!

Matt

Friday, March 29, 2019

Cro B - We Hardly Knew Ye

Eliminado
Thursday March 28th.  10:00 PM.  Bells could be heard chiming in the streets of Great Neck.  It was at this time Cro could officially deposit his bracket into the trash.  With Tennessee losing to Purdue in overtime, he could no longer pass arch nemesis Chris Fusco.

Shortly after ripping up his bracket, he would then cancel his order of Burndy super clamps, exacting revenge on Chris at a moment we all would deem worthy of celebration.  He has no one to blame except himself.  Placed too much trust in the computer models and tried to get cute with Saint Mary's in the Elite 8.  Such a bold prediction, along with the same national champ as the majority, is a recipe for an early exit.

Just about everyone had Gonzaga and Virginia in their Elite 8.  A handful of Purdue snuck in there, and even less Texas Tech.  Majority of brackets have Duke, UNC, Sparty and Kentucky advancing.  Remember, games are worth 5 tonight and 10 tomorrow and Sunday.

Name First Round Second Round Sweet 16 Total
Chris Fusco 25 30 15 70
Deege Larrimore 24 30 15 69
David Weissman 24 26 15 65
EEB 22 28 15 65
Shelby 21 28 15 64
Chris Woody 23 30 10 63
Meech 25 22 15 62
UJ 23 26 10 59
Cutter 23 26 10 59
Carter Fusco 21 28 10 59
Jenna Fusco 22 22 15 59
Pat Shields 20 24 15 59
Rebecca 22 26 10 58
Vince Cortese 24 22 10 56
KC Bomber 19 22 15 56
Uncle Kenny 22 28 5 55
BG 23 22 10 55
Rachael 23 22 10 55
Cro 22 22 10 54
Tom Moffa 22 18 10 50
D Weeze 20 20 10 50
Nico 23 26 0 49
Darryl 20 18 10 48
Boy Pierce 22 20 5 47
Lobitz 21 14 10 45
Claire Brooking 17 20 0 37
Cate Brooking 21 10 5 36

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

First Round Recap with Standings

Hello and welcome back to another rousing rendition of the Anyone But Cro Invitational.  Apologies for the delay in getting standings and a recap posted.  Just when you think you have all your ducks in a row, one of your own wakes up with double pink eye and throws each of every one of those ducks right out of the pond!

The old saying goes a picture is worth a thousand words.  Well, to the left, you'll see my weekend summed up about as close to perfection as one could get.  What can we deduce from this picture?

Among the obvious are location, date, and time.  You'll see that the Board of Directors again descended upon the lost city of Atlantic.  Perhaps lured by a complimentary night's sleep, we were promised scores of corn syrup free beer giraffes, the region's finest selection of fried foods, and of course the riches of now legal sports betting.  While we certainly enjoyed our fair share of swill and fried delicacies, we assumed that Borgata would be eager to take our sports betting money.  That we'd arrive in town and there would be a betting window with nary a customer.  The taker would greet us with a smile, we thought.  Sure, we'd give her some money know, but after 2 hours of a wire-to-wire win, we'd return back to the window to reap our rewards.  What actually happened was quite a bit different.

Upon arrival, we were greeted with long lines at both check-in and the sportsbook.  The line was so bad, the thought of getting in a bet for the Louisville Minnesota game in 30 minutes seemed an impossible task.  We all had $20 we wanted to place on Louisville to win.  The line ended up being a good thing as Louisville never really had a chance.  A quick glace at ESPN's Game Flow graph reveals an 18-17 Minnesota lead with 27 of 40 minutes still left to play would be too much for Louisville to overcome.  Under normal circumstances, this should have been a warning sign.  Alas, it was not.

A quick re-location to the Tropicana is what the cards would reveal next.  The William Hill sportsbook there was infinitely better than the Borgata's converted racebook.  Massive flat screen TVs on every wall.  Couches and tables positioned to watch all the action without so much as moving on muscle.  The betting line here flowed like a waterfall.  This is where we needed to be.  Having missed the first tip-off, there was still time to bet on the day's second game, LSU and Yale.  All afternoon Cro had been chirping about Yale and how he had them winning in his bracket.  He promptly tossed a crisp Ulysses on the counter.  '$50 on Yale to win, please'.  This was a bit of an eye-brow raiser!  Yale was a seven point dog!  No matter, he wanted to hit the first pitch he saw clean outta the park.  Go ahead.  Go look at the ESPN Game Flow graph for that one.  You will not be surprised to learn that Yale led for exactly 0 minutes and 0 seconds of that contest.  In fact, they were down 9-0 before we even got settled at our Chickie and Pete's reservation (to which we were 45 minutes late).  You will also not be surprised to learn that Yale came close enough back to cover that 7 point spread.

The moral of the story here is this.  That even though this betting ticket shows a substantial amount of money lost and decided by the slimmest of margins, it's not always about the outcome.  It doesn't tell the whole story of how the result was achieved and the good times you had along the way.  It also doesn't tell you that even though there were plenty of ups and downs throughout the day, you were richer for the experience, even if your wallet was a little thinner than when you arrived.

Anyway ... lets talk about the games!  And some standings!

Day 1 didn't have too many surprises as far as upsets go.  I don't really consider a 9 beating and 8 or a 10 beating a 7 an upset.  Often times, those are just mid-tier, major conference teams who got in for going 9-7 in their conference play.  One of those 9 wins happens to be against a really good time.  And their overall record of 23-10 looks inflated because they played a weak non-conference schedule.  Case in point - Syracuse.

The Cuse would finish the year 20-14, going 10-6 in ACC play.  They beat Duke in the Carrier Dome by 4.  They beat Duke!  20 wins!  They must be a tournament worthy team!  A closer look at the non-conference schedule shows the beat up on Morehead State, Colgate, Cornell, Eastern Washington and Arkansas State.  Would you consider a prompt 9 point loss to 9 seed Baylor an upset?  Not likely.

Day 2 brought a little bit more chaos.  4 teams seeded 11 or higher and 8 higher seeded teams overall would find wins that day.

The most surprising thing to me about the first round was probably the performance of the 12 seeds.  3 of the 4 won outright, with the 4th losing by a single point.  12 over 5 is always a popular pick.  But it's been a very long time since we've seen that many win in a single tournament.

Days 3 and 4 things started to settle down.  There's the well publicized escape for Duke against UCF.  But for the most part, the Sweet 16 came down to all chalk.

East: 1-2-3-4
West: 1-2-3-4
South: 1-2-3-12
Midwest: 1-2-3-5

Only 2 teams seeded outside of the top 16 were able to crack they're way into the second weekend.  For anyone that's been participating in this tournament for any number of years, this usually means two things.  A chalk bracket plays right into the hands of Chris Fusco and leaves Cro to bury his head in his.

Without futher ado, your current standings through the opening weekend are as follows:

Name First Round Second Round Total
Chris Fusco 25 30 55
Deege Larrimore 24 30 54
Chris Woody 23 30 53
David Weissman 24 26 50
Uncle Kenny 22 28 50
EEB 22 28 50
Nico 23 26 49
UJ 23 26 49
Cutter 23 26 49
Carter Fusco 21 28 49
Shelby 21 28 49
Rebecca 22 26 48
Meech 25 22 47
Vince Cortese 24 22 46
BG 23 22 45
Rachael 23 22 45
Cro 22 22 44
Jenna Fusco 22 22 44
Pat Shields 20 24 44
Boy Pierce 22 20 42
KC Bomber 19 22 41
Tom Moffa 22 18 40
D Weeze 20 20 40
Claire Brooking 17 22 39
Darryl 20 18 38
Lobitz 21 14 35
Cate Brooking 21 10 31

I would be remiss without mentioning Fusco, Deege, and Woody had a tremendous second round, securing 15 of the possible 16 teams.  Had they worked for Berkshire Hathaway, they would be in total shambles over missing the $1,000,000 a year payout by a single team.

Keep in mind the point increments bump up to 5 and 10 for this weekend's games.  A Duke loss would really throw a wrench into things.  Only 5 of our 27 brackets do not have them in the Final Four.

I should also mention that should any of a Purdue win over Tennessee, UNC win over Auburn, or a Gonzaga loss to anyone this weekend will see Cro eliminated for a 16th consecutive year.

Happy Bracket Busting,
Matt

Saturday, March 23, 2019

Live Standings Through Round 1

As promised, here are the live standings through the completion of the First Round.  Not many upsets on Day 1, but Day 2 packed a bigger punch.  Yesterday included an 11, 2 12s and a 13 all winning

I will obviously get a larger recap of the weekend once the dust settles, but here's your current positions.

Name Points
Chris Fusco 25
Meech 25
Deege Larrimore 24
Vince Cortese 24
David Weissman 24
BG 23
Rachael 23
Nico 23
UJ 23
Chris Woody 23
Cutter 23
Uncle Kenny 22
EEB 22
Rebecca 22
Boy Pierce 22
Cro 22
Tom Moffa 22
Jenna Fusco 22
Carter Fusco 21
Lobitz 21
Shelby 21
Cate Brooking 21
D Weeze 20
Pat Shields 20
Darryl 20
KC Bomber 19
Claire Brooking 17

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

What's The Scenario?

OK, so we've run the 8 different final four scenarios through our highly efficient simulator, xCro, to deliver the outcomes for each.  You'll be finding yourself rooting for Loyola-Chicago all the way if you aren't already.

You'll most certainly be rooting against a Kansas championship as the top 3 are repulsive.

Another interesting fact is that if anyone but Kansas wins, we'll have a brand new ABC Champion.  The basketball gods have shined upon us and kept a Cutter or Fusco off the Wall of Fame.  I would assume this has something to do with the fact that these 4 brackets still remain unpaid.



Also, if you haven't remitted payment to the commissioner yet, please try to do so as soon as possible.  PayPay and Venmo are both accepted.

PayPal - matt.atallian@gmail.com (also that yellow Add to Cart button literally inches away)
Venmo - @Matt-Atallian

With 25 brackets this year, payouts will be as follows:

First Place : $200
Second Place : $40
Third Place : $10

Here are your Final Four scenarios and resulting podium finishers:

Villanova wins National Championship
1) Vince Cortese
2) EEB
3) D-Weenis (somehow)

Loyola-Chicago beats Villanova
1) Claire Brooking (she's 2)
2) Tom Moffa
3) Vince Cortese / Kung-Fu Kenny tiebreaker

Loyola-Chicago beats Kansas
1) Claire Brooking (still 2)
2) Kung-Fu Kenny
3) Nico Tennant

Michigan beats Villanova
1) Tom Moffa
2) Chris Fusco
3) Vince Cortese / Kung-Fu Kenny tiebreaker

Michigan beats Kansas
1) Kung Fu Kenny
2) Chris Fusco
3) Nico Tennant

Kansas wins National Championship
1) Nico Tennant
2) Winner of UJ / Meech tiebreaker
3) Loser of UJ / Meech tiebreaker

Enjoy the games and have a safe holiday weekend!