Friday, March 29, 2019

Cro B - We Hardly Knew Ye

Eliminado
Thursday March 28th.  10:00 PM.  Bells could be heard chiming in the streets of Great Neck.  It was at this time Cro could officially deposit his bracket into the trash.  With Tennessee losing to Purdue in overtime, he could no longer pass arch nemesis Chris Fusco.

Shortly after ripping up his bracket, he would then cancel his order of Burndy super clamps, exacting revenge on Chris at a moment we all would deem worthy of celebration.  He has no one to blame except himself.  Placed too much trust in the computer models and tried to get cute with Saint Mary's in the Elite 8.  Such a bold prediction, along with the same national champ as the majority, is a recipe for an early exit.

Just about everyone had Gonzaga and Virginia in their Elite 8.  A handful of Purdue snuck in there, and even less Texas Tech.  Majority of brackets have Duke, UNC, Sparty and Kentucky advancing.  Remember, games are worth 5 tonight and 10 tomorrow and Sunday.

Name First Round Second Round Sweet 16 Total
Chris Fusco 25 30 15 70
Deege Larrimore 24 30 15 69
David Weissman 24 26 15 65
EEB 22 28 15 65
Shelby 21 28 15 64
Chris Woody 23 30 10 63
Meech 25 22 15 62
UJ 23 26 10 59
Cutter 23 26 10 59
Carter Fusco 21 28 10 59
Jenna Fusco 22 22 15 59
Pat Shields 20 24 15 59
Rebecca 22 26 10 58
Vince Cortese 24 22 10 56
KC Bomber 19 22 15 56
Uncle Kenny 22 28 5 55
BG 23 22 10 55
Rachael 23 22 10 55
Cro 22 22 10 54
Tom Moffa 22 18 10 50
D Weeze 20 20 10 50
Nico 23 26 0 49
Darryl 20 18 10 48
Boy Pierce 22 20 5 47
Lobitz 21 14 10 45
Claire Brooking 17 20 0 37
Cate Brooking 21 10 5 36

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

First Round Recap with Standings

Hello and welcome back to another rousing rendition of the Anyone But Cro Invitational.  Apologies for the delay in getting standings and a recap posted.  Just when you think you have all your ducks in a row, one of your own wakes up with double pink eye and throws each of every one of those ducks right out of the pond!

The old saying goes a picture is worth a thousand words.  Well, to the left, you'll see my weekend summed up about as close to perfection as one could get.  What can we deduce from this picture?

Among the obvious are location, date, and time.  You'll see that the Board of Directors again descended upon the lost city of Atlantic.  Perhaps lured by a complimentary night's sleep, we were promised scores of corn syrup free beer giraffes, the region's finest selection of fried foods, and of course the riches of now legal sports betting.  While we certainly enjoyed our fair share of swill and fried delicacies, we assumed that Borgata would be eager to take our sports betting money.  That we'd arrive in town and there would be a betting window with nary a customer.  The taker would greet us with a smile, we thought.  Sure, we'd give her some money know, but after 2 hours of a wire-to-wire win, we'd return back to the window to reap our rewards.  What actually happened was quite a bit different.

Upon arrival, we were greeted with long lines at both check-in and the sportsbook.  The line was so bad, the thought of getting in a bet for the Louisville Minnesota game in 30 minutes seemed an impossible task.  We all had $20 we wanted to place on Louisville to win.  The line ended up being a good thing as Louisville never really had a chance.  A quick glace at ESPN's Game Flow graph reveals an 18-17 Minnesota lead with 27 of 40 minutes still left to play would be too much for Louisville to overcome.  Under normal circumstances, this should have been a warning sign.  Alas, it was not.

A quick re-location to the Tropicana is what the cards would reveal next.  The William Hill sportsbook there was infinitely better than the Borgata's converted racebook.  Massive flat screen TVs on every wall.  Couches and tables positioned to watch all the action without so much as moving on muscle.  The betting line here flowed like a waterfall.  This is where we needed to be.  Having missed the first tip-off, there was still time to bet on the day's second game, LSU and Yale.  All afternoon Cro had been chirping about Yale and how he had them winning in his bracket.  He promptly tossed a crisp Ulysses on the counter.  '$50 on Yale to win, please'.  This was a bit of an eye-brow raiser!  Yale was a seven point dog!  No matter, he wanted to hit the first pitch he saw clean outta the park.  Go ahead.  Go look at the ESPN Game Flow graph for that one.  You will not be surprised to learn that Yale led for exactly 0 minutes and 0 seconds of that contest.  In fact, they were down 9-0 before we even got settled at our Chickie and Pete's reservation (to which we were 45 minutes late).  You will also not be surprised to learn that Yale came close enough back to cover that 7 point spread.

The moral of the story here is this.  That even though this betting ticket shows a substantial amount of money lost and decided by the slimmest of margins, it's not always about the outcome.  It doesn't tell the whole story of how the result was achieved and the good times you had along the way.  It also doesn't tell you that even though there were plenty of ups and downs throughout the day, you were richer for the experience, even if your wallet was a little thinner than when you arrived.

Anyway ... lets talk about the games!  And some standings!

Day 1 didn't have too many surprises as far as upsets go.  I don't really consider a 9 beating and 8 or a 10 beating a 7 an upset.  Often times, those are just mid-tier, major conference teams who got in for going 9-7 in their conference play.  One of those 9 wins happens to be against a really good time.  And their overall record of 23-10 looks inflated because they played a weak non-conference schedule.  Case in point - Syracuse.

The Cuse would finish the year 20-14, going 10-6 in ACC play.  They beat Duke in the Carrier Dome by 4.  They beat Duke!  20 wins!  They must be a tournament worthy team!  A closer look at the non-conference schedule shows the beat up on Morehead State, Colgate, Cornell, Eastern Washington and Arkansas State.  Would you consider a prompt 9 point loss to 9 seed Baylor an upset?  Not likely.

Day 2 brought a little bit more chaos.  4 teams seeded 11 or higher and 8 higher seeded teams overall would find wins that day.

The most surprising thing to me about the first round was probably the performance of the 12 seeds.  3 of the 4 won outright, with the 4th losing by a single point.  12 over 5 is always a popular pick.  But it's been a very long time since we've seen that many win in a single tournament.

Days 3 and 4 things started to settle down.  There's the well publicized escape for Duke against UCF.  But for the most part, the Sweet 16 came down to all chalk.

East: 1-2-3-4
West: 1-2-3-4
South: 1-2-3-12
Midwest: 1-2-3-5

Only 2 teams seeded outside of the top 16 were able to crack they're way into the second weekend.  For anyone that's been participating in this tournament for any number of years, this usually means two things.  A chalk bracket plays right into the hands of Chris Fusco and leaves Cro to bury his head in his.

Without futher ado, your current standings through the opening weekend are as follows:

Name First Round Second Round Total
Chris Fusco 25 30 55
Deege Larrimore 24 30 54
Chris Woody 23 30 53
David Weissman 24 26 50
Uncle Kenny 22 28 50
EEB 22 28 50
Nico 23 26 49
UJ 23 26 49
Cutter 23 26 49
Carter Fusco 21 28 49
Shelby 21 28 49
Rebecca 22 26 48
Meech 25 22 47
Vince Cortese 24 22 46
BG 23 22 45
Rachael 23 22 45
Cro 22 22 44
Jenna Fusco 22 22 44
Pat Shields 20 24 44
Boy Pierce 22 20 42
KC Bomber 19 22 41
Tom Moffa 22 18 40
D Weeze 20 20 40
Claire Brooking 17 22 39
Darryl 20 18 38
Lobitz 21 14 35
Cate Brooking 21 10 31

I would be remiss without mentioning Fusco, Deege, and Woody had a tremendous second round, securing 15 of the possible 16 teams.  Had they worked for Berkshire Hathaway, they would be in total shambles over missing the $1,000,000 a year payout by a single team.

Keep in mind the point increments bump up to 5 and 10 for this weekend's games.  A Duke loss would really throw a wrench into things.  Only 5 of our 27 brackets do not have them in the Final Four.

I should also mention that should any of a Purdue win over Tennessee, UNC win over Auburn, or a Gonzaga loss to anyone this weekend will see Cro eliminated for a 16th consecutive year.

Happy Bracket Busting,
Matt

Saturday, March 23, 2019

Live Standings Through Round 1

As promised, here are the live standings through the completion of the First Round.  Not many upsets on Day 1, but Day 2 packed a bigger punch.  Yesterday included an 11, 2 12s and a 13 all winning

I will obviously get a larger recap of the weekend once the dust settles, but here's your current positions.

Name Points
Chris Fusco 25
Meech 25
Deege Larrimore 24
Vince Cortese 24
David Weissman 24
BG 23
Rachael 23
Nico 23
UJ 23
Chris Woody 23
Cutter 23
Uncle Kenny 22
EEB 22
Rebecca 22
Boy Pierce 22
Cro 22
Tom Moffa 22
Jenna Fusco 22
Carter Fusco 21
Lobitz 21
Shelby 21
Cate Brooking 21
D Weeze 20
Pat Shields 20
Darryl 20
KC Bomber 19
Claire Brooking 17